Goldilock, Stock & Three Smoking Bears

The Wardrobe Theatre’s Christmas parody mash-up returns, fusing a classic fairy tale with a cult cockney caper for a fast, smart and uproariously funny night out.

Christmas 2026 with The Wardrobe Theatre: a fast, smart, original alternative comedy parody mash-up.

The silver-tongued Goldilock is on the run from a pack of bears and indebted to a notorious gangster, in a riotous fusion of fairy tale and cockney caper.

Fan Club Night: Wed 16 Dec 2026 is a special Fan Club Night (booking restricted to Fan Club members).

• Dates: Fri 20th Nov 2026 – Sat 16th Jan 2027
• Times: 7.30pm / 7.45pm / 7.00pm (plus 2.00pm matinees on selected dates)
• Tickets: £25 – £27 (concessions £24 – £26)
• Running time: 2 hours (with interval)
• Age guidance: 16+